Constantine - Quid Pro Quo Review

Now this is one episode to remember. Especially for yours truly for two reasons: 1) On my 16th Birthday, I accuired the Hellblazer Graphic Novel All His Engines (hardcover edition) and I've read it religiously aong with my trades and back issues for over a decade so to have it be another line of adaptations the show would do was a real treat (late last summer there was a Twitter pic of the writting staff reading the paperback editions) and 2) I, along with the audience got the chance to learn of Chas' ability to come back from the dead. Adapted for the screen by Brian Anthony and directed by Mary Harron, Quid Pro Quo, tells of a slew of mysterious mystic comas impacting parts of Brooklyn, NY; even to claim Chas' only daughter Geraldine. Upon this, Chas enlists, John and Zed in finding out the source behind it as its all traced back to one powerful sorceror: Felix Faust!

Much like the original 2005 stand-alone, the episode's plot is strong and fires on all cyllinders in horror, suspense and the odd body count. The two stories also put Chas and his family front and center in the drama in providing a glimpse in to the Chandler family. Unlike her comic counterpart Renee divorced Chas and shares custody of their daughter which in a way harkens back to Geraldine

s much older comic counterpart and her strained relationship with the father of her daughter Tricia (the doll TV!Geraldine named). You really feel for poor Chas: juggling the fight against evil with his best mate in John Constantine, making time for his kid. To top it all off, has the lives of the 47 people who died in the club he and John were in; John was reponsible for Chas' multiple lives by casting a spell on him while drunk. Four months prior, I assumed John put a sigil on him. Close but no cigar, eh? DC diehards are in for a treat when the audience is introduced to the episode's big bad (and one of the many member of the Justice League's Rogues Gallery) Felix Faust. For the tale, Faust takes up the role the fat blobby demon Beroul from the original story as the root behind the soul stealing and making Constantine do his bidding in taking out competition; or here, a demon. 

Boy did Matt Ryan and Charles Halford really give their all as the duo flesh out John and Chas' friendship to a T whether in the flashbacks or present day showing the long-surviving relationship in our man's life. Even in the last act will folks on the edge of their seats. Amanda Clayton manages to bring the former Mrs. Chandler to life even edging out her comic counterpart in slapping the Silk Cut out of John. Angélica Celaya bring on more to Zed as we see her endure her fear of the Crusade's neverending quest, acting as bait to the demon Faust wanted taken out and hit a deep emotive subject that hit close home to John: his mother. Special Guest Star Mark Margolyes brings on the dark magic and awe as Faust making the character a bigger threat in a Vertigo-esue level compared to his comic counterpart (pre-52, of course). The set designs from Dave Blass are, as always, nothing short of awesome as is Bear McCreary's music.

Quid Pro Quo joins a long line of episodes that out does itself week after week. Its on par with the very story it's loosely based on and above all another winner to show to new viewers interested in stepping in to the world of John Constantine. Next week, Jeremy Davies returns as Ritchie Simpson in an episode that deals with a different kind of reality. See you next Friday, Hellblazers!

Constantine - The Saints of Last Resorts (2 of 2) Review

Woo boy, was that one hell of a mid-winter return! With a new timeslot (8:00pm), Constantine concludes its epic two parter with the stakes going beyond the call of the smoke. As we last left our man, John Constantine was near death's door having been shot by Sister Anne Marie as a sacrifice to save the kidnap newborn infants. With one desperate effort, John summonds Pazuzu to take hold of his body. Unforfunately for him, his friends, and strangers abroad, catastrophy and bloodshed takes centerstage. Even the prisons aren't safe from #PossessedJohn. Not even out resident angel can't and won't save up.

Part two really gets its meatiest of material as it goes into the aftermath of a Pazuzu posessed John and the aftermath of Anne Marie's betrayal. The plot manages to have Zed breaking free from her Crusading captors as she and Chas challenge the Sister to help save him even if it means infultrating the prison he's being held at. Many diehards can detect bits of Brian Azzarello's infamous 25 issue run in the prison scenes which manage to surpass Hard Time in its own right. Plus we finally treated to some more gore that proves a 8pm time slot is not the family viewing hour some keep percieving it to be in the 40 years since the Circuit Courts deemed the infamous Family Viewing Hour mandate from the FCC got struck down. Here's hoping the overnight ratings.

Matt Ryan pulls out all the stops jugging our boy and in Pazuzu posessed form to where you may assume the scenes in prison and on the exorcism bed  that Pazuzu was really there. Angélica Celaya's Zed brings on the buttkicking and bringing the lads to they yard in her stake in saving herself and John. The Crusade's quest however is far from over.... Charles Halford gives his finest performance yet as we see Chas at his most (and increasing) active as he not only takes his posessed mate on but also one of the best scenes in the prison sequence that'll make you laugh knowing how grusome the beatings from the security guards is. Harold Perrineau's Manny shows how bemused he is with our man whilst still managing to turn up and disappear off behind the scenes in his signature way. Clare van der Boom's Anne Marie manages to snap herself out of her relegious judging of John's bluff and manages to go the distance in one of the most intense exorcisms ever recorded on film. Who would've though we'd find Nepolean Dyanmite own "Pedro" Efren Ramirez turning up of all places, eh?

The Saints of the Last Resorts altogether proves the most epic two parters ever to come out the stable of the WB's DC based shows and the finest hour of television to ever air on NBC. Next week we're treated to a loosely based adaptation of the 2005 GN All His Engines, Felix Faust, and most of all how Chas is able to survive death.

See you in 7!

Counting To Ten: The Ratings

Hello, all! After some thinking, I've decided to created a ratings page for the Constantine TV series. All data posted here comes from The Futon Critic, Deadline, etc. Not only the overnights but also the Live+3, Live+7, plus the Alternate Formats (NBC.com, Hulu, AmazonPrime). I do point out that some of the L+7 results aren't accounted due to their being sometimes left out the NBC Ratings press releases.


1x01 Non Est Asylum (original airdate: 10/24/14)

Overnight/Final: 4.3 Million Viewers (1.4)
L+3: 6.2 Million Viewers (2.0)
L+7: 7.1 Million Viewers (2.5)


1x02 The Darkness Beneath (original airdate 10/31/14)

Overnight/Final: 3.06 Million Viewers (0.9)
L+3: 4.8 Million Viewers (1.6)
L+7: N/A


1x03 The Devil's Vinyl (original airdate 11/07/14)

Overnight/Final: 3.14 Million Viewers (1.0)
L+3: 4.7 Million Viewers (1.6)
L+7: 5.8 Million Viewers (1.9)


1x04 A Feast of Friends (original airdate 11/14/14)

Overnight/Final: 3.5 Million Viewers (0.8)
L+3: 4.8 Million Viewers (1.5)
L+7: 5.5 Million Viewers (1.8)


1x05 Danse Vaudou (original airdate 11/21/14)

Overnight/Final:  3.54 Million Viewers (1.1)
L+3: 5.5 Million Viewers (1.8)
L+7: N/A (1.9)


1x06 Rage of Caliban (original airdate 11/28/14)

Overnight/Final: 3.30 Million Viewers (0.9)
L+3: 4.7 Million Viewers (1.5)
L+7: N/A


1x07 Blessed Are The Damned (original airdate 12/05/14)

Overnight/Final: 3.17 Million Viewers (0.8)
L+3: N/A (1.5)
L+7: N/A


1x08 The Saints of Last Resorts Pt. 1 (original airdate 12/12/14)

Overnight/Final: 3.30 Million Viewers (1.0)
L+3: TBD
L+7: TBD


1x09 The Saints of Last Resorts Pt. 2 (original airdate 01/16/2015)

Overnight/Final: 3.08 Million Viewers (0.8)
L+3: TBD
L+7: TBD


1x10 Quid Pro Quo (original airdate 01/23/2015)

Overnight/Final: 3.50 Million Viewers (0.9)
L+3: TBD
L+7: 5.3 Million Viewers (1.75)

Constantine - Blessed Are The Damned Review

AAAND the winning streak continues! This episode will definitely leave you in awe as we deal with misguided spiritual healing gone awry and how it all ties to the grander scheme of things. Penned by Sneka Koorse, Blessed Are The Damned takes the show into new heights as John and Zed investigate a preacher who's gained the mysterious ability to heal his congregation...only to trigger slithering, hissing repercussions and how it all ties back to the Angels at large. If you thought the bugs creeped you out just wait until you see a load of snakes!

The plot is very strong in all counts as it sheds light on how blind faith and spiritual powers make for a recipe for anarchy. Also tied into the dark side of religion is the surprising twists it conveys. Most noted is the an appearance of another angel aside from Manny named Imogen, who wanted her feather returned from the deranged preacher. Of course like all things Hellblazer, even the weakest angel isn't as always what they appear to be leading to Manny himself doing the unthinkable in the most bad ass way. Plus near episode's end, many Hellblazer fans will punch the air as we learn who Zed is running from and how this Eddie chap factors into it. I wonder if Nergal's Damnation Army's not far behind....

Matt Ryan and Angélica Celaya are on top form here as John and Zed get knee deep in snakes and angels. Speaking of angels, Harold Perrineau steals the show in the later half as we see Manny endure a moral dilemma regading one of his own now fallen. Megan West (How To Get Away With Murder) joins in on the show stealing as the turnheal Imogen accompanied by the stunnign visuals of her wings morphing from their angelic white to a deadly jet black as we learn the fallen angel's true intentions.  Patrick Carroll's Zachary may appear sinister at first til we learn he's just a pawn in a bigger plan.

All in all, Blessed Are The Damned, truly kicks the season into full gear as we slope to the Resurrection Crusade's hunt for Zed and how the rising darkness is doing far more harm even Heaven's not immune from the madness. Next Week, we meet another member of the Newcastle crew and a menace just as severe as it was in the comics. See you in 7, squire!

9.5/10

Constantine - Rage of Caliban Review

The winning streak continues! Seems like were getting more hits than misses in the last few weeks even now admist the recent announcement of the seasom being only 13 episodes as renewal time is more than the month away (as we now enter December!). This week's Daniel Cerone penned, Neil Marshall directed episode deals with a living spirit hijacking the bodies of children to cause multiple murders all over the suburbs of Birmingham, Alabama. Will our boy and Chas put a stop to ir before its too late? Now to the nitty gritty!

The plot does come off like a 2nd episode in a good way as it raises the suspense meter to its limit. All the more surprising to the untrained eye is the episode is indeed the 2nd episode to be filmed during the transition from Lucy Griffiths' Liv and right of the eve of annoucing Angelica Celaya as Zed. The episode also fleshes out more about the rising darkness (Brujeria, Nergal?, The Anti-Monitor? Start again!) as well as John being reluctant about performing exorcisms on children in the wake of Newcastle. Plus Manny filling us in on more of John's childhood and along with it a reference to not only his estranged father but also his sister Cheryl.

Matt Ryan and Charles Halford whip out another double whammy performance as our favorite magus and his long suffering mate as the duo endure the wrath of the spirit posessing the young boy Henry played by Max Charles who really puts lil Ronnie Cooper (from the Son of Man story arc) to shame in the creepy factor. Harold Perrineau puts in another heaven;y (pun unintended) appearance as Manny as we delve more into the rising darkness and give us a snipit of John's cruel childhood. Laura Regan and Niall Matter give their all as lil' Henry's parents as the duo have it rough dealing with a possessed child. Dave Blass provides another slam dunk in the set designs ranging from Veitch High School (Yes, That Veitch!) to the skeletal cavern that echo's the recent Sean Phillips portrait of our man. For those missing Angélica Celaya's Zed, she will return next week.

In a way, Rage of Caliban was the Halloween episode we nearly had but to be pushed back since Zed in was already introduced in story (as her actress was recently annouced along with the character at the time). It throws the punches in the fear factor that can easily tug any parent's heart strings. Next time We join, John, Chas, and Zed against a relegious fanatic who gains healing powers triggering more chaos than peace. See you in 7!

8.5/10

Constantine - Danse Vaudou Review

Huzzah!!! Five weeks in and Constantine delivers another perfect ten episode. This one realy make both full use of both Hellbazer mythology and the mystic side of the DC Universe. Penned by Christine Boylan, Danse Vaudou kicks off with a a series of paranormal murders in New Orleans and how it ties directly back to Papa Midnite. John, Chas, and Zed arrive in the Big Easy to stop the ghostly revivals even if it meant for our favorite Laughing Magician and Midnite to form an alliance to end it. Also in the thick of it is NOLA detective and Spectre to be, Jim Corrigan.

Like with last week's entry, Danse Vaudou goes neck deep in ghosts springing up from the dead via voodoo much to Midnite's horror who onlt thought he was helping loved ones communicate with the deceased. There'a also a cryptic nudge into what Zed's hiding from as Corrigan attempted to get to the bottom of it. Hellblazer fans would be amazed in delight by the inclusion of Midnite's sister Cedella and a very eerie homage to the 1993 Hellblazer Special "Confessions" with the scene with the runaway and the pervy preist. DC die hards also get their fan service when Zed sees a spooky green aura surrounding Corrigan hinting at his future beyond the living as God's Spirit of Vengeance. The debate as to John's sexuality ends with a line that indeed confirms his bisexuality.

Matt Ryan once more brings his a-game full front and center throughout even as we have John and Michael James Shaw's Midnite reading each other for filth before finally working together to close up his voodoo error. The rappaport between Angélica Celaya's Zed and guest star Emmitt Scanlon's Corrigan electrifys especially in the latter half of the episode as the teo deal with the runaway's ghost. Charles Halford goes above and beyong the call of the smoke as Chas finds himself tangoing with a scissor stabby model's ghost in two accounts even giving the paramedic something to be baffled about with the survival skills in full effect. A special round of applause to Dave Blass on the production designs in this episode giving them the well to-do spook factor.

The verdict: Danse Vaudou is definitely the one most DCU heads were gunniing for and certainly another top tier gem of the season that tackles voodoo gone wrong and the grave effects it has on the deceased's loved ones. Plus one that like last week's effort steps it game up in horror and suspense to have you returning for more. Next Week: John and Chas go up against a killer spirit inhabiting a child to commit more bloody terror. See you in 7, squire!


10/10

Constantine - A Feast of Friends Review

 Gary’s had more opportunities handed to him in his life than I’ve had hot dinners. And he’s pissed ‘em all away. Gary’s is a life wasted. 

Now this where the show officially arrives in full circle. No one would think this time last year we'd get any adaptations from the Hellblazer series when we all had our doubt. Fast forward to November 14, 2014, four weeks into the series, old time Hellbazer fans and new (plus the standard casual viewers) were in for a real treat. As noted from Daniel Cerone's twitter four weeks earlier, we learned the fourth episode of Constantine's freshman season qould be an adaptation of Hellblazer #1 and 2; Jamie Delano (& John Ridgway)'s inuagural debut adapted for telly by Cameron Welsh. Like the with the original 1988 story, John's help is needed when his fellow bandmate and school friend Gary Lester's attempt at redemption backfires as the hunger demon known as Mnenoth wrecks havoc on the world.

The adaptation is as stated more faithful to the original story as it not only delves into the mythology deep but also gives the viewers a glimpse of the John Constantine you and I know. One who full of self loathing and refusing to forgive himself for sacrificing friends to put a stop to a demonic entity. Even the scenes with Mnemoth's victims manages to just as gruesome on film as it was in the comic all those 26 years ago. That as well as the scene in Sudan and Constantine's meeting with Nommo, the shaman responsible for the first entrapment of the demon echos the legendary Ridgway drawn panels and Delano's words with the greatest of ease. Even the ending will leave you without a dry eye knowing what it's like to be associated with the magus. 

Matt Ryan delivers yet another knockout performance as our John. His key scenes with Jonjo O'Neill's Gary Lester brings the boys longtime friendship to life as well as its tragedy. Angélica Celaya pulls all the stops as Zed endures Gaz's junkie DTs when physical contact's involve all the way to her outrage and disgust at what she percieved as John sacrificing Gaz when he went voluntarily. O'Neill really brings troubled feaful junkie to life to where you really want to cry for the poor bugger as he only want to redeem himself from the infamous Newcastle episode. Harold Perrineau makes another compassionate performance as Manny especially at episode's end as he appeared for Gary's last rites and early on in the story as regarding Zed and her power. Rounding of the cast is The Last Ship alum Chas Parnell as Nommo whom provides both John and the audience into one hell of a psychedelic trip into the origin of Mnemoth.


On the whole, A Feast of Friends exceeded expectations all across the board as it honors the source material and serves as the crown jewel of the season. If you're hungry for more Constantine , be sure to get you and yours to stay tuned to next week as we see an uneasy alliance as Voodoo goes awry and the man who would be the Spectre: Detective Jim Corrigan. See you in 7!


10/10

Constantine: The Darkness Beneath Review

A second episode that one up its predecessor! What a rush, eh?  The new series soldiers on and raises the stakes with The Darkness Beneath. Tonight's episode of Constantine takes place in a small town Phillidelphia where it mining community is plagued by a Welsh spirit and John heads over there to investigate. While there he encounters his artistic admirer in the form of Zed Martin. The plot holds together very well in the twists and turns. While it may be considered filler-esque to some (even most fillers in TV in general vary) but it does seem more like the standalone issues of old in its own right.
The pre-title sequence with the shower bursting out fire was one no one saw coming as well as its twist in the end as to who's been summoning them. Plus we see the production team showcasing new ways to show our boy smoking without stepping on the fat Orwellian feet of the FCC. Keep up the good smoke, guys and gals! Speaking of the title sequence, I definitely love it: its brief and to the point wit the sigils and visualization of dismembowled demons that serves as a companion to Bear McCreary's score.

On to our regulars! Two weeks in and Matt Ryan's definitely proof he's our John. right down to the razor sharp wit, aloof investigation and distraction providing (whether its getting hold of the bulldozer or simply shirtless). His rapaport with new leading lady Angélica Celaya makes the episode all the more amusing. The character of Zed as many will inform you is one of John's two love interests during Jamie Delano's run in Hellblazer; the other being the New Age hippy woman Marj. Much like her comic counterpart, Zed here is indeed a headstrongm independent woman with artistic talents. Plus the telepathy doesn't hurt as it's much in line with her later appearances during the Delano era. Guest Stat James LeGros hold his own in his key scenes as the haunted religious type Ellis.

As all told, The Darkness Beneath is a might tough gem that proves that some second episodes can be stronger aside from it not having enough room to delve into the motives of the big bad in question. Next week, we meet an uneasy ally of Constantine by the name of Papa Midnite. See you in 7, squire!

9/10

Constantine: Non Est Asylum Review

Nearly 30 years ago, comic readers were intoduced to a blue-collar Liverpudlian magician named John Constantine in the pages of  Alan Moore's (w/ Stephen Bissette, John Totleben, and Rick Veitch) The Saga of the Swamp Thing #37 in June 1985. The magus gained a immediate following which gave way to the starring spin-off series Hellblazer (1988-2013) and subsequent appearances in not only in Swamp Thing but also multiple cameos in various DC titles and inspired a slew of homages, parodies and influenced series like Jim Butcher's Dresden Files and the long running WB/CW series Supernatural. Tonight's premiere marks the 2nd attempt at bringing Constantine to the big screen in the nine years since the infamous misfire in 2005 with Keanu Reeves miscast in the role. Coming to the TV series, I, along with other fans, were very skeptical having been burned from Francis Lawrence/Laura Shuler Donner and Akiva Goldsman misinterpreted effort until showrunners David S. Goyer (DaVinci's Demons, Blade, Chris Nolan's Batman Trilogy, & Man of Steel) and Daniel Cerone (Charmed, The Mentalist, Dexter) stated many times over that the Constantine TV series wil be very faithful to the Hellblazer series. Upon the reveal of Matt Ryan in costume as out beloved anti-hero and the notorious leaked version of tonight's episode (and before it the trailer) with him, the rest of the cast and writing staff reading the source material that Goyer and Cerone are indeed men of their words. 

The series begins at Ravenscar, a facility for the dangerously deranged where we meet John Constantine, who's been in there for the last few months in the wake of the tragic incident at Newcastle which claimed the life and soul of the young girl Astra. The stay would be cut short when John recieved a message from a dead collegue about his only daughter's life being threatened by demon of electrical abilities. Along with this, Constantine would ecounter an angel who requires his aid for his and Heaven's own gain. With the aid of his long suffering friend Chas and a fellow associate in the Newcastle incident, he desposed of the demon vowing he'll rescue the little girl and go after Nergal.

The plot itself, much like every 1st issue from the comic's series writers serves as the viewers introduction story and one that ticks all the right boxes. Ravenscar (and Dr. Roger "Piggy" Huntoon), Astra & Newcastle (plus Jeremy Davies' Ritchie Simpson), Nergal, Baron (Jasper) Winters, you name it. As noted prior to tonight's broadcast there was two changes to the episode: the first being the demon now going from the security guard to darkly image of John; the other being Liv abandoning her destiny as opposed to joining our man in stopping evil. Another change that manage to tick the biggest box of all is as we cut to John flaming hands and all, we transfer to an artist depiction of it along with every image of him and the artist in question is none other than Zed (Angelica Celaya). Zed's small appearance in the official pilot harkens back to her small panel cameo in Hellblazer #1 where John saw her making art which immediately reminded him of his dead girlfriend. If you watch closely, you'll also see some renditions of Tim Bradstreet's cover art surounding her.

Matt Ryan not only looks the part of John Constantine but also embodies him in his performance to where you realize the character walked off the pages. Plus his John is indeed still a smoker much to NBC's standards and practice jargon. Harold Perrineau's Manny provides an amusing rendition if John's bemusement of angels in general while not the quintissential snob like Gabriel (whether both in comic or Tilda Swinton). Charles Halford's Chas is equal welcomed change having suffered the equally miscast Shia LeBeauf the nine years before. Many will wonder how does Chas survive having a cable plunged through him; if you stick around you may get the chance to learn about those 'survival skills'.Then we come to Lucy Griffiths' (Robin Hood, True Blood) Liv Aberdeen who on all accounts is indeed wide eyed and needed things explained to her as she was to serve as the audiences identification figure had the character remained. Having seen both the leaked and the broadcast versions, we can all agree that Goyer and Cerone made the right call in sweeping her aside; afterall, the show is called Constantine, not Aberdeen. The production value for both Ravenscar, the house and Atlanta at night were sublime accompanied by the incidental music of Bear McCreary. Neil Marshall's direction in the episode gives it the strengthened pace and flow needed without hurrying it and dragging it out.

All in all, Non Est Aslyum is an electrifying (pun unintended) way to kick off what could shape up to be the successful show under the NBC banner and DC/Warner. Next week, we get to meet Zed and celtic spirits. See you next week, squire!

8/10